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Surprise: Donald Trump Didn't Give Two Good Sh*ts About Saint Ashli Babbitt's Jan 6 Martyrdom (www.wonkette.com)
28 days ago Trump

Jailed Chinese Billionaire Funneled Even More $$$ To Steve Bannon And Jason Miller (www.wonkette.com)
2024-3-17 China Bannon

Everybody Hates James Comer And Thinks He's A Moron. Even His Fellow Republicans. (www.wonkette.com)
2024-1-26 Republican

Trump Helpfully Reminds GOP Voters That Nikki Haley's Not Completely White (www.wonkette.com)
2024-1-11 Trump Republican

Fox News Kicks Off Year By Reassuring Idiots Trump Can President From Jail (www.wonkette.com)
2024-1-3 Trump

2023: James Comer's Year Of Looking For Hunter Biden's Penis But Never Finding It (www.wonkette.com)
2024-1-2

Texas Court Gives Ken Paxton Another Shot To Force Woman To Give Birth To Dead Baby (www.wonkette.com)
2023-12-10 Texas

Trump Attacks Israel, Calls The Terrorists 'Very Smart' (www.wonkette.com)
2023-10-13 Trump Israel Terrorism

Forbes Took Trump Off Rigged And Stollen 400 Richest List, And He Is MAD (www.wonkette.com)
2023-10-11 Trump

Gallant Walks The Picket Line, Goofus Is A Dirty Scab (www.wonkette.com)
2023-10-9

Mexico Now Less Horrible About Abortion Than The US (www.wonkette.com)
2023-9-8 Mexico

Sarah Palin Remembers When Lady Justice Was Too Blind To Even See January 6 Attacker Dudes (www.wonkette.com)
2023-9-7

Joe Biden's Nightmare Economy Keeps Adding Jobs, But What About Inflation? Oh, It's Down Too. (www.wonkette.com)
2023-7-8 Inflation

Crime Guy's Lawyers Go To Justice Department To Say Hey, Don't Charge Crime Guy With Crimes (www.wonkette.com)
2023-6-6

Election-Denying Republicans Will Keep Losing Elections because of election denialisim (www.wonkette.com)
2023-5-19 Republican

Trump Goes To Waco, Tells 'Em About His Lord And Savior Vladimir Putin (www.wonkette.com)
2023-3-28 Trump Putin

Ron DeSantis, Pudding Fingerer (www.wonkette.com)
2023-3-17

Woke NTSB Says 'Overheated Wheel Bearing' Derailed Train, Doesn't Even Call Secretary Mayor Pete Gay (www.wonkette.com)
2023-2-25

Ron DeSantis Has Questions About Your Daughter's Tampon (www.wonkette.com)
2023-2-9

Well-Regulated Six-Year-Old Shoots Virginia Schoolteacher (www.wonkette.com)
2023-1-10 Virginia

Elon Musk Dispatches Howler Monkeys To Drive Former Employee From His Home (www.wonkette.com)
2022-12-14 Elon Musk

Take Your 'Border Crime Wave' Bullsh*t Back To Breitbart And Stuff It, Says Texas Lawman (www.wonkette.com)
2022-11-3 Texas

Ron Johnson's A Jerk, Other Revelations From Second Wisconsin Senate Debate (www.wonkette.com)
2022-10-15 Senate

Beloved Guest Star On Tucker Carlson's White Power Hour Leaving Democrats Forever, Darnit! (www.wonkette.com)
2022-10-12 Democrat

Federal Judge Fights Back Against Cancel Culture By Cancel Culturing Yale Law School (www.wonkette.com)
2022-10-1

Texas AG Ken Paxton Bravely Flees Subpoena, Because Something Something Pro-Choice Violence (www.wonkette.com)
2022-9-28 Texas

The Jury Is In: James O'Keefe Is NOT A Journalist (www.wonkette.com)
2022-9-24

Law Closing In On Former Viking QB Brett Favre Sticking His Dick In Mississippi Welfare Money Pie (www.wonkette.com)
2022-9-24 Welfare

ALEC Hard At Work Keeping Indigenous People From Protesting Big Oil (www.wonkette.com)
2022-9-17

Trump Econ Cranks Continue Unbroken Streak Of Getting Every Single Bloody Thing Wrong, Jobs Number Edition! (www.wonkette.com)
2022-8-6 Trump

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