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Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood (babylonbee.com)
2023-11-2

D.C. Parents Warn Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Big House Where Creepy Old Man Lives (babylonbee.com)
2023-11-1

Bernie Sanders Cheerily Greets Trick-Or-Treaters Before Stealing Their Candy For Redistribution (babylonbee.com)
2023-11-1

Robert E. Lee Statue Melted Down To Make Bombs For Ukraine (babylonbee.com)
2023-10-28 Ukraine

Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being Unvaccinated (babylonbee.com)
2023-9-13

Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite (babylonbee.com)
2023-9-12 California

ESPN Baffled What Athlete Kneeling With Eyes Closed And Hands Folded Could Possibly Be Doing (babylonbee.com)
2023-9-12

Bud Light Welcomes New Investor Bill Gates With Limited Edition Jeffrey Epstein Cans (babylonbee.com)
2023-9-7 Bill Gates

Bicyclist Wants To Be Treated Like A Car But Also Be Able To Just Kinda Break The Rules When He Wants To (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-26

9 Best Camping Spots In California (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-22 California

Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-21

6 Ways Jesus Failed To Love His Neighbor — And How We Can Do Better - Guest Article by Christianity Today (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-19

Wayne Brady Comes Out As Needing Attention (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-14

FBI Sends In Heavily Armed Tactical Team To Unscrew Incandescent Light Bulb (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-14 FBI

A.I. Transformed Into Illiterate Moron After Just Three Hours Watching CNN (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-8 AI

Biden Aides Forced To Use The Spray Bottle Again (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-8

Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-7

3 Dancers Sue Lizzo Alleging She Ate Them And Their Entire Families (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-6

Biden Makes Things Up To 7th Grandchild By Appointing Her Head Of Ukrainian Shell Company (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-6 Ukraine

Fatphobic A.I. Still Not Generating A Supermodel That Looks Like Lizzo (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-5 AI

White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-5 U.S.

San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It's Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-2 Elon Musk San Francisco

Police Investigating Corpse That Washed Up On Delaware Beach (babylonbee.com)
2023-8-1

Elon Musk Rebrands Twitter As 'X' After CEO Rejects His First Choice '69Boobies420' (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-31 Twitter Elon Musk

Restaurant Hires Extra Staff To Remind People They Need To Order At The Kiosk (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-27

Why Does Satire Keep Coming True? (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-23

Toxic Patriarchy: This Young Boy Discriminated Against Several Perfectly Good Barbie Dolls In Order To Play With A Train Set (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-23

Government Warns That With Elon Owning Twitter They Will Only Control 97% Of The Media (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-23 Twitter

Disney's Animatronic Biden Praised As 'Incredibly Realistic' After It Short Circuits, Has Speech Malfunction (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-22

Bummer (babylonbee.com)
2023-7-21

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